> Recent Entries
> Archive
> Friends
> User Info
> previous 20 entries

August 12th, 2009

09:21 pm - Creepiest urns ever? I'm down with cremation and all, but this would be unsettling. Link to the site. They also make people into diamonds and shit! Current Mood: mellow Tags: cremation, some dude's head, urn

(2 comments | Leave a comment)

August 8th, 2009

02:08 pm - This picture post will rock your world, cause blindness I took this while on a bike ride. Economically depressed graffiti! ( Click here for way more awesome pics. I promise. ) Current Mood: lazy Tags: pic post

(1 comment | Leave a comment)

July 30th, 2009

09:40 pm - Linkify Hey guys, how about some cool links and shit? Yeah man, that sounds like a good idea. Freaky-ass giant sculptures and other art Lots of ugly Hello Kitty shit made fun of in a blog called Hello Kitty Hell Fast food gets fancified Looking to buy your dog a sex toy? Really? Here you go. What the hell is Sandra Lee making? Wow. The last shot is priceless. Current Mood: tired Current Music: The Noisettes Tags: dog sex toy, fancy fast food, freak sculptures, helllo kitty, sandra lee

(Leave a comment)

June 17th, 2009

08:36 pm - The return of two songs from hell OK, so I started off the morning Smash Mouth's "All Star" in my head. Which is really weird, because I don't think I have thought about that song since it came out. I mean, yeah, it was on continual loop for four months straight when I was in college, but then it stopped and I was OK. Actually, the first month it was on continual loop I thought I was listening to a Nike commercial. The second month I would change the channel as soon as it came on. The third month I would just sit there and stare out the car window in traffic, feeling sad and not knowing why. Here's the song in case you have no clue what I am talking about: And then, midway through the day this other song came into my head: Fastball's "Outta My Head." This is a song that you might not remember, but in Minnesota it was on continual loop for about three months when it came out. However, it is not as reviled or memorable as Fastball's other song, "The Way." This song was played on loop then promptly forgotten while "The Way" still gets airplay. I always wonder what that means. Did someone pay for the forgotten loop song to be on loop, then when it failed to become a hit it was forgotten? Here'e the video: And I think I am getting a migraine. Coincidence? Current Mood: bored Current Music: Mark Wheat Tags: fastball, migraine, smash mouth

(1 comment | Leave a comment)

June 11th, 2009

09:09 pm - Here's a non-emo post I haven't done a link post in awhile. Here's what I 've got: Cool shadow art Read the customer reviews on this one. Also, take a look at what people bought who also bought this shirt. Wolf shirt And while your at it, read the reviews for this jug of milk. Awesome. milk You know that androgynous dude from Tokyo Hotel? Here he is as a kid performing "It's Raining Men" on a German talk show: Current Mood: bitchy Tags: it's raining men, milk, shadow art, tokyo hotel, wolf shirt

(1 comment | Leave a comment)

May 13th, 2009

09:47 pm - Brownies? So, the fine people at IFC set me some screeners and a fake promo box for brownies. Here's the thing though: there's really brownie mix in the box! I want to make these brownies, but I don't know the recipe. Anyone know how to make Pillsbury Chocolate Fudge brownies? I can't find anything on the Pillsbury site. Current Mood: hopeful Current Music: Bob Marley

(Leave a comment)

May 2nd, 2009

01:50 pm - First of May Dang. I meant to post this yesterday, but I got sidetracked. So here's this. It's awesome. It's visually SFW, but sonically it's NSFW. So put the headphones on or save it for home listening. Also. My pc is still broken. Does this place look bad? It's not like I am asking for a basic solution, I can install an OS. So I am not sure since most of the local pc sites I am finding... obviously most of their clientele can barely function electronically. http://www.reinforceme.com/ I also played on my Wii fit today. It wants me to gain 20 pounds of pure muscle. Um. I don't think that's possible. Also,depending on the day my Wii Fit age ranges from 22 to 50. This further supports my earlier theory that I am time traveling through life. But only in lame ways. I need to reread Slaughterhouse Five and take notes this time. Also, I bought a green shirt yesterday and glitter eyeliner that actually looks age-appropriate. I'm wearing it tonight. Fuck yeah. Current Mood: okay Current Music: James Brown: I'm Black and Proud Tags: computer dramaz, first of may, fucking outdoors, time travel

(Leave a comment)

April 5th, 2009

01:01 pm - Linkify! A mega-link post. Now with an aside on my barhopping this weekend This weekend I went to moto-i, which is a sake restaurant owned by Herkimer's. It's located right by the beer hall too. Anyway, they brew their own sake and it's pretty good. I tried bits of the menu list through a sampling flight thingy I ordered. I was impressed since Herkimer's beer is so bad (it all tastes like corn!), but their sake was nice and varied. Also cool: My friend's friend is dating the chef, so he awesomely brought us free sushi and other tasty treats. Very nice. Also, my friend and I sat at the bar and these people sitting next to us, I think they were Hollywood actors, or at least the woman was. They were definitely foodies; they knew one of my old food coworkers. They were really enthusiastic about food and they were fun to talk to. They mostly live in LA, and they both looked familiar. But anyway, it's so nice when you chat with interesting people at the bar, so often people are creepy or jerks. ( Click for awesomeness )  </div>And in conclusion, this is an actual prom dress: Current Mood: chipper Tags: animals are assholes, sake, under the bridge

(Leave a comment)

March 25th, 2009

(2 comments | Leave a comment)

March 21st, 2009

02:58 pm I really want someone to bring me a sandwich. UPDATE: I have ordered a sandwich using a mystical thing called "delivery." Anyway, it makes me sad that my computer is busted and I can't show you all the awesome stuff I am photographing. My laptop gets pissed when I try to install the software for my camera, so no go. I went to the Turf last night for a hip hop show. It was fun. Most of the acts were a little too derivative of stuff that is already out there but whatever. I had beer and people talking to me, and that's all I need. Tonight, I go to another epic concert. We'll see if I fair better this time sonically. As I wait for my pending sandwich, I have wandered the internet and found some awesomeness for you. Enjoy! UPDATE: Photobucket went through and deleted a bunch of my stuff! I don't know why... WTF? Enjoy these images while they last! ( Wizard cat from the 80s wants you to click the magical link (more or less SFW) ) Current Mood: full Tags: pic spam

(2 comments | Leave a comment)

February 15th, 2009

05:07 pm - It's all about human trafficking That's my answer to everything now. It works because it's true. Would you like some fun links? I bet you would. Depressing malls Hahaha! Even if you're not from Minnesota, or don't know the malls this person is talking about, her blog is freakin' hilarious. Scroll down to the Brookdale Mall post. I'm on a motherfucking boat: And look! Let's watch some misogynistic ads together: ( More ads!!! ) Current Mood: okay Current Music: Department of Eagles: Phantom Other Tags: depressing malls, misogyny, motherfucking boat

(1 comment | Leave a comment)

January 29th, 2009

11:33 pm - OK Wow: Plush uterus safety recall. Current Mood: tired Tags: uterus

(Leave a comment)

January 25th, 2009

03:50 pm - Welcome to the year of the Ox I don't know if you get to apply the tendencies of the Ox to the year, but people born in the year of the ox tend to be hard workers, calm, ambitious, logical... all things we could use this year. 2009 is sucking for me personally, so maybe this is the start of a new year. Let's think of it that way. Here's a picture that cracks me up. It's some lady that works in a Bush-related or Bush-endorsed store watching the inauguration. It's just so awesome. This is probably the reaction a lot of my family had. Hah! Suck it! I have noticed some change, though. My Dad will criticize Obama, but both he and his brother, who both talk about Reagan with tears in their eyes, will defend Obama to foreigners (my Dad just got back from Germany/Austria), and they both want to support him. Because they hate Bush. Militant, lifelong Republican hate Bush. Crazy! Maybe Bush will be like Carter. Some Democrats flipped over to Republican after the Carter years, apparently. But yeah, my Dad and his bro are both card-carrying Republicans. Like, seriously. The Republican party issues cards for supporters. I shit you not. Current Mood: blank Current Music: The Knox Tags: cards, obama, ox

(Leave a comment)

January 20th, 2009

10:05 pm - Dang I was driving home from work today, and noticed a bumper sticker that read: I Do: Real Men Keep Their Promises. Um. OK. Why did you feel the need to put such a statement on your car? What a weird bumper sticker. This hot bitch tried to walk the red carpet of the Berlin premiere of Valkyrie. He even has an eye patch! Alas, they threw him off the grounds. Side note: In case you were unaware, Valkyrie is that movie where Tom Cruise rallies "Let's go kill Hitler!" Indeed. You do that, Tommy Boy.

(3 comments | Leave a comment)

January 12th, 2009

11:06 pm - I have located some funny stuff on the internet Behold! I have some funny links for people! OK, I'm not even going to explain this. You have to read the blog for the awesomeness. Read the explanation on the left hand side, then read the series of emails from top to bottom for the funny. I promise you, it's funny. There are ninjas. Click! Perhaps the best review of The Secret ever? I think so: Awesome That Amazon.com review reminds me of the good old days in college when I would post reviews of "Gentlemen's Clubs" on CitySearch.com as if I were a British gay millionaire from the late 1800s named Sir Walter von Hawthorn. He would tell his butler/lover Jeeves to prepare the carriage for a classy evening of manly political discussion, monocles, cigars, and brandy. His reviews were often irate, as he was duped into imbibing in the crude vulgarities of Deja Vu, Skyway Lounge, and other places. Whenever I posted bizarr reviews of dumb places like hardware stores and flower shops they would be removed immediately, but Sir Hawthorn's reviews mostly stayed up, with high ratings.  Current Mood: groggy Tags: party invite, sir hawthorn, the secret

(Leave a comment)

January 2nd, 2009

04:14 pm - Here's some fun stuff The craziest for rent ad ever? I would be tempted to move in, then throw a goth gay orgy involving lock-breaking tools as dildos at 11 p.m. in the outdoor workout facility. Seriously, click here. Check out this face-painting freak. He's doing a different face for every day this year. Seriously, this shit is creepy. You can see his work here, here, and here. Just wow. That's talent, and um, commitment. Have you ever wanted to see Isabella Rosselini (sp?) get dressed up like a bug and explain bug sex acts? Behold Green Porno! It's awesomely hilarious. I love it.  Current Mood: numb Current Music: The Asteroids Galaxy Tour: Around the Bend Tags: bug sex, crazy person on carigslist

(1 comment | Leave a comment)

December 19th, 2008

12:33 am - A random post!! Yesss! OK, so I was cleaning out my files at work, clicking on images to determine whether or not I could delete them, and I came across this. It's He-Man sitting on a bottle of really shitty blackberry brandy. It's a totally legit pic that was used for professional reasons, but I wasn't expecting to see it when clicking around. Ah, the professional world I live in. So, I have a pic I look at sometimes when I am sad. I don't know why, but like Jessie's mugshot driver's license, it just makes me happy. Click the link to see it, as well as some awesome shit from my office. ( Heyyy! Awesome! ) Current Mood: okay

(Leave a comment)

December 6th, 2008

04:52 pm - What is this fuckery? Apparently a judged banned the sale of Bratz Dolls, effective after the holidays. Some dude on a blog I read suggested that this should be the next hot shit for little girls. I have to say, I'm placing my bets on yes: Current Mood: bitchy Current Music: Blackstreet: No Diggity Tags: bratz

(1 comment | Leave a comment)

December 4th, 2008

09:41 pm - 2,700 year old stash discovered Either stoners have discovered time-travel, or the world's oldest marijuana stash has been discovered: Some ancient dude's stash of weed was found I google-searched the word "stoner," and this pic was on the first page: Here's what came up when I typed "stoner lawyer" Here's a really cool butter sculpture: Here's a pic of Henry Winkler and Steve Guttenburg posing together in random Ren Fest gear. I have no clue why. I saved it on my desk top at one point. Fin. Current Mood: sore Tags: weed

(Leave a comment)

November 18th, 2008

10:27 pm - Avi to Mp4 converter? Anyone know of a good program I can download to do this? Download.com has been a bit of a crapshoot for me lately. Current Mood: busy

(1 comment | Leave a comment)